Trending Now: Nikki Glaser tells Howard Stern which jokes were ‘really hard to cut’ from Golden Globes – Fans React

During an appearance on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show, Nikki Glaser shared a comprehensive list of offensive jokes she had planned for the Golden Globes that she didn’t end up using

Nikki Glaser has confirmed the list of jokes she has prepared that ended up cut from her Golden Globes opening monologue.

The comedian returned for the second year to host the prestigious awards ceremony on Sunday, January 11, but not all of the material she had planned made the cut for the big night. Appearing on SiriusXM’s The Howard Stern Show on Wednesday, January 14, Nikki, 41, confirmed some of the material she dropped from her performance.

Sharing one of the jokes she said, “You know, people just aren’t going to the theaters to see things and if you don’t believe me, there was a movie this year where Sydney Sweeney played a lesbian who just bounced around in tiny shorts for two hours and it made $14.”

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She then shared another adding, “You know, everyone’s concerned about AI. Tilly Norwood is the first star to be completely generated by AI and somehow has still been sexually assaulted by three different studio execs.”

Nikki explained that she calls her collection of jokes that don’t make it her “Stern File,” sharing more of them including:

• “Sean Penn is nominated tonight, I’m assuming for best neck veins?”
• “Sean Penn is here looking like the defiant last tree standing in a rainforest.”
• Leonardo DiCaprio “always looks like he’s squinting. Leo, why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it’s to read your girlfriend’s ID. Just making sure that the year starts with a two.”
• “Amy Poehler is here for her podcast Good Hang, which is what Timothée Chalamet says after sex.”
• “Julia Roberts is nominated for After The Hunt. I don’t know what it’s about, but I’m assuming the hunt was to find someone who’s seen it?”

• “Jonathan Bailey is here. Jonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the Sexiest Man Alive by People Magazine, and at first I was like, ‘Do we really need to say openly?’ and then I looked at a list of past winners and I was like, ‘Oh yeah, we do.’”
• “Jeff Goldblum is here tonight, not because he is nominated just because they were shooting an ad for Apartments.com down the street and he just kind of wandered in. Jeff doing ads for Apartments.com is hilarious. You haven’t lived in apartments since you were a fly.”

• “One Battle After Another had so many incredible performances. Chase Infinity is nominated for Best Actress tonight and Chase Infinity is her real name, and this is true. If you apply now, you can earn 5% cash back on all travel booked through her through the end of the year, so get on that. It is a great deal.”
• “Chase Infiniti Payne is actually her real name. Chase Infiniti Payne, which is also how Sean Penn gets an erection. He chases infinity pain.”
• “Brad Pitt is nominated for his role in F1 tonight. See, that’s what I love about Hollywood. When a man turns 60, he gets to play a race car driver. Meanwhile, after 35, every role for a woman is tired mom who hates her life.”
• “Pluribus is nominated. Did you guys know that Pluribus is Latin for I haven’t seen it?”

Nikki then explained why it is sometimes jokes are excluded in the end. She said, “Things do live on in some way and maybe sometimes a joke is just for the room.”

She also explained that there have been times when “jokes have really hurt people’s feelings” or she thought, “I’ve gone too far and I feel like I’m always okay with losing stuff now. I wasn’t before.”

She added, “It was always really hard to cut those jokes, and now I’m just like, ‘You just don’t get everything you want and you just gotta move on and let’s just write a better joke. There’s gotta be a better joke out there.’”

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